Q
Dumbing of Age: Everyone is bisexual except for Carla.
A

itswalky:

The Dumbiverse is a strange place where only the straight folks suffer from invisibility.  


sassy-gay-justice:

I’m terrible.

sassy-gay-justice:

I’m terrible.

(via astral-nomad)


donutcats:

never let me play a game where I can design/style my own character

I will forget about the legit goals of the game and will always strive to get all the shit I want for my character so I look the cutest 

(via anya-onymous)



parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt

*women’s study’s professor voice* When Onika destroys the cucumber and the banana she is destroying the male gaze. Reminding men that this performance isn’t about them. We are reminded of this when she eats the strawberry instead.


ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

(via leasline)


primadollly:

evelynwoe:

screamingintovaginas:

Every “Americans don’t have This Thing” post can be boiled down to “I don’t understand that some products are sold under a different name while being the Exact Same Product”

oh really? what name are your gun control laws under?

So to add on

Every “Americans don’t have This Thing” post can be boiled down to

  • " I don’t understand that some products are sold under a different name while being the Exact Same Product"
  • "Haha look at this serious issue in the US! No healthcare? No gun control laws? Even though there are so many people who want them, but are denied them by the existing people in power? People are literally dying, but wacky backwards Americans, so glad we’re in Canada/UK/etc amirite?”

(via shrewdbard)


monicalewinskys:

Janelle Monae tweeted some of her lyrics earlier today and they were relevant as FUCK (8/14/14)

(via pastthestarstoneverlandwego)


mdthwomp:

Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.

(via theconcealedweapon)