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Some guy was just trying to flirt with me but he kept punctuating it with how not afraid of my dog he is until that’s all he was saying and then he ran away.

Jack just won ‘Most Talented Dog’ in the Swedesboro-Woolwich area.

‘Do I Want this to Fit my Bust or Hips: A guide to Women’s Clothing’

Featuring easy-to-read guides to confusing subjects like

• ‘Do I step into this dress or put it over my head?’
• ‘Oh god I’m stuck what do I do?’
• How to keep your giant-ass skirt out of the toilet
• ‘How am I even supposed to zipper this?’
• ‘Is there any way to hide my bra in this thing?’
• Giving up on hiding your bra
• How are my boobs supposed to fit there now it looks like a maternity shirt
• Giving up on fitting your boobs into the space dedicated to them
• Giving up on relying on number sizes to find your fit
• Dowsing in new stores to find your fit
• AND MANY MORE!

Reddit is so gross right now.

All sorts of men are bitching on a thread on r/justiceporn about a woman getting only eight months for a false rape accusation and shit. And people are actually talking about having lots of friends who have been falsely accused of rape. Like, if we look at the facts, given the small number of rapes that get reported at all, if you have multiple friends getting accused of rape, you’re statistically likely to be hanging out with at least a few rapists.

okcgoldmine:

via baphometbrains. if a girl doesnt like it in the butt, shes clearly a close-minded conservative, and it is best to avoid those types of ignorant people altogether.

How is 130 low? The average in the US is around 100? What an ass.

(via corpsazorsomething)

strawberryshortbus:

towergal:

Just relaxing. #nomakeup #allnatural

Flawless.

strawberryshortbus:

castielandhishunters:

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

I guess now you could call it a high school

OKAY BUT HOW MUCH WEED COULD YOU POSSIBLY HAVE TO PUT IN THE VENTS IN A HIGH SCHOOL TO GET THAT MANY PEOPLE STONED

WHO’S STILL LIGHTING THAT SHIT

I MEAN

THAT’S NOT A THING

I need somebody else to listen to Ludo’s Broken Bride so I have somebody to cry about it with.

 astral-nomad said: I remember my first ex telling me I shouldn’t buy sex toys because it was “his job,” and it would be insulting to him to do so. LULZ.

“It’s my job so I want you to be entirely dependent on me for your orgasms.”