lagayrtha:

you’ll always have a soft spot for the first female actress to make you question your sexuality

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Your vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina, not a mango. If your partner complains about the natural smell or taste of your vagina, they can go fuck a mango.

tianyi:

halloween should be 1 week long

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Bring the national guard.

Bring the national guard.


The first person who can come over and get this out of my sink wins a candlelit dinner with yours truly.

The first person who can come over and get this out of my sink wins a candlelit dinner with yours truly.


orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

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mashable:

Lena the Rottweiler totally understands your love of a nice, relaxing shower after a long day.

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let’s do that meme where you try to guess my top 10 characters of all time

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thivus:

rare image of vladimir putin absorbing the life force of a small child

thivus:

rare image of vladimir putin absorbing the life force of a small child

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